Life / SATIREHigh street coat asks weather to consider its quarterly targets
Autumn stock has been hanging around looking overdressed.
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Life / SATIREConsumer confidence replaced by consumer shrug
Economists detect a nation still shopping, but with an expression.
Travel / SATIREReplacement bus service requests replacement sense of purpose
Passengers will reach their destination by travelling through several personal stages.
Travel / SATIREFrozen rail fare preserves passenger’s original shock
The price has stopped rising, allowing commuters to study it properly.
Travel / SATIRERail passenger completes advanced degree in ticket selection
His thesis distinguishes off-peak from the period in which he wishes to travel.
Travel / SATIREAirport passenger pays extra to board first and sit still for longer
Premium queueing delivers a full additional twenty minutes inside the aircraft.
Travel / SATIRE£42 flight successfully converted into £386 weekend
The fare remained cheap throughout the transaction, an accountant confirms.
Travel / SATIRESeptember holidaymakers announce they have discovered September
The month is reportedly cheaper after everyone else has left.
Life / SATIREWeather app offers premium forecast that agrees with your plans
Rain can be moved to a day when you are already miserable.
Life / SATIREMan who said “we need a proper summer” unavailable for comment
His electric fan has requested a less demanding owner.
Life / SATIREBritain demands refund on coats after September refuses to become autumn
The public has already committed emotionally to soup.
Life / SATIREBlanket upgraded from soft furnishing to infrastructure
The sofa is now a warm hub with parking restrictions.