Culture / SATIRELuxury Brands Ask Customers to Stop Being Poor in Front of the Handbags
Fashion houses fear visible budgeting is damaging the atmosphere of effortless wealth.
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Culture / SATIREParis boutiques launch plywood collection, prices available on request
Protective boarding becomes an exclusive capsule range. Customers must demonstrate a longstanding relationship with timber.
Travel / SATIRESeptember holidaymakers announce they have discovered September
The month is reportedly cheaper after everyone else has left.