Life / SATIRERing Found After 28 Years Forces Husband to Withdraw Long-Standing Claim It Was Definitely in the Car
The lake has produced evidence at an inconvenient stage of the argument.
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Life / SATIRECat Caught Stealing Dog’s Dinner Describes Incident as Neighbourhood Rebalancing
The dog has been thanked for his contribution to the cat’s understanding of ownership.
Travel / SATIREHighway Covered in Cheese Balls Finally Offers Something Worth Queuing For
Motorists reject official advice to use an alternative route until the seasoning has been assessed.
Culture / SATIREWorld’s Longest Chilli Sent Back by Diner Who Asked for Something Mild
The kitchen explains that its warning referred to length rather than an emotional experience.
Life / SATIREConstruction Kitten Promoted After Demonstrating Perfect Understanding of Site Supervision
The newest employee watches everybody else work, then disappears when something needs signing.
Money / SATIREWallet Found After 51 Years Still Contains Enough Cash for Almost Half a Coffee
The owner welcomes the return of an amount once capable of making plans.
Travel / SATIREMotorised Sofa Finally Allows Man to Be Stuck in Traffic Comfortably
A breakthrough for drivers who always felt commuting lacked the posture of giving up.
Britain / SATIREGiant Inflatable Pumpkin Escapes, Becomes First Halloween Decoration to Leave Before Christmas
Residents praise a seasonal ornament with a clearer exit strategy than the neighbours’ skeleton.
Society / SATIRESuperhero Gathering Fails World Record After Nobody Takes Responsibility for Counting
Every participant assumed that part would be handled by a different person with exceptional powers.
Life / SATIREParis Offers Non-Weddings, British Guests Still Expected to Buy Something From the List
Couple vow to continue not marrying in a ceremony costing substantially more than doing so privately.
Travel / SATIREShark Returned to Sea for Third Time After Insisting Canal Had Better Amenities
The relocation brochure had failed to mention the complete absence of interested spectators.
Society / SATIRETiny Solar-Powered Slug Wins Public Vote Without Offering a Single Unfunded Tax Cut
Rivals question whether quietly eating algae is sufficiently ambitious for modern leadership.